MONEY $$$ Time is money, time is not on your side.     Money can't buy you love, but love can't get money. Money talks, unless it's hush money.     Show me the money, despite my blindness. Money don't grow on trees, unless it's a bank branch. Money is the root of all evil. Money is the root canal of all good. Ego is the seed.     Counterfeiters are only in it for the money. Money makes the world go around.     You only go around once. Don't put money where your mouth is...     It's crawling with germs..yuck! You live for money.     You kill for money. You kill yourself for money.     You want money, but it does not want you. You chase after money, but you never catch it, The only thing you'll catch, is a cold. You ever wonder why, money never chases After you? Lady luck, drives a truck.     You measure your self-worth with money. It doesn't matter... If you're ugly, fat, old, deaf, dumb, blind or old. If you're rich, you'll get laid.     You need money to be born. To pay the Mortician,     The church's collection plate. You need it for food, you need it to lose weight.     You need it, to fight immorality. Even though money is the cause of immorality.     You can justify your immorality, by boasting of the Wealth you've made. <<PREVIOUS...CONTINUED>>